Maybe invite her over to watch the game, introduce her to some of my friends. In fact, I might have to see what she is doing this weekend. I’m thinking we might just have to make her into a regular affair. Her number has since found its way into our little black book. We were both equally impressed and satisfied. Behind the demure and understated exterior, was a buffet of goodness a clean and inviting destination, offering some combinations not seen before and flavors that were above and beyond a typical one night pizza stand. Well, let’s just say since our last encounter, she seems to have added a few tricks to her repertoire. The years have passed, but the other day, the TLB and I, desperate to expand our horizons and satisfy our culinary curiosities, decided to ring her up, invite her over for dinner, have some wine, put on some moves and see what happens. I found other hand tossed partners and in the end she wasn’t even in the running when needing a late night pizza booty call. Nothing that kept me coming back for more. A quick slice here, a tossed salad there, but nothing regular. When she first moved into town, sure, we fooled around a little, but nothing serious. For me, Pizzacato has always been that semi attractive girl next door, the one you pass by on the way to work, maybe exchange a pleasant smile with, but doesn’t normally make an appearance in your mind’s fantasy playland where latex clad midgets, big breasted bimbos and Kim V’s Mom get down and dirty on a daily basis. Dominos is the toothless $ 10 hooker from 82 nd it doesn’t taste good but after a night of debauchery it does the trick. Following this same line of skewed reasoning, Apizza Scholls would have to be considered a no holds barred Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie flesh & sweat sandwich romp. Even when it’s bad, it is still kind of good. This is the review that was originally meant for Pizzacato: Pizza is like sex. It somehow got posted for the Sellwood Pizza Kitchen, and got a ROTD. The following review was for meant for Pizzacato. I imagine it would be very similar to (minus body fluid swapping) getting a ROTD, but the review was actually meant for another establishment. And then, let’s pretend it wasn’t until after you married this person, years later, that you were alerted to your error. And instead of being corrected, or smacked, you continued shouting out to Hazel, when truth be known, you were really screwing Tilly. But imagine that you cried out, in the midst of the deed, the WRONG name. Besides, if I can’t kiss you, I’m not going to bother knowing what’s on your birth certificate. I’m set because I usually don’t know their name anyhow at least their real name. Have you ever, in the heat of passion, called out the wrong name? Nope me either. Free home delivery is available after 5pm. If you MUST HAVE beer with your pizza, we have some of the most popular craft brews by the bottle and on tap. We’ve updated our wine list to include some amazing, and reasonable, finds from our region and others. Our menu features locally sourced ingredients and a wide selection of appetizers, salads, panini, and pizza - by the slice or by the whole pie (with gluten-free options). Located in the heart of the revitalized 23 rd district, Pizzicato is ground zero for pizza eating and people watching. From Portland Public Schools to the Make-A-Wish Foundation to Willamette Riverkeeper, we are partnering with our community. Please see our locations and phone numbers on our website.Ĭatering + Deliveries are also available.įor business, social events and fundraisers give us a call.Ĭommunity Partnerships: Pizzicato WANTS to make Portland a better place to live. Seasonal Toppings - Fresh Salads - Local Microbrews
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